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1. What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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2. I heard of some people complaining and making too big of a deal about having overly dark skin, and even resorting to skin bleaching.

They said it's not fair.

3. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*insert gagging sound* She started choking

4. What is brown, covered in green fur, has four legs, and if it falls on you when you're walking under a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

5. 13 sodium atoms get together to hang out.

Batman shows up.

6. My Beyblade once released completes exactly one trip around the NASCAR circuit.

It's a lap top.

7. My wife went to the library today with our kiddos to check out some Where's Waldo books; said she couldn't find them.

I responded "Isn't that the point?" \#truestory

8. Which piece of furniture is overly concerned about an accidental pregnancy?

A pull out couch.

9. Which Roman emperor suffered from epileptic fits?

Julius Seizure.

10. Lonely drummer seeks the One...

The Two! The OneTwoThreeFour!!!

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